Sex or a cow? Sex or a cow? Decisions, decisions!
You know, somehow, the thought utterly fails to keep from crossing the mind that ... the king is apparently required to marry a youthful virgin and the virgin supply was starting to run low, so he had to do something about it! Any good it might have done for the young woman was entirely coincidental. (Although what good it might do is debatable. Can you imagine having to tell your daughter, "No! You can't date that young man! It will cost us a cow if you do!")
I just have this vision of abstinence educators in this country looking at that and thinking, "Hmm .... hmm... maybe ... but where would someone in Los Angeles keep a cow?"
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12/18/2001: shame on winn dixie, indeed
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