U.S. Sen. Jesse Helms of North Carolina plans to announce Wednesday that he will retire from the U.S. Senate when his term expires in 2003.
Pardon me, but I am doing the Interpretive Czardas Dance of Great and Wondrous Joy.
(Yes, I know he could be replaced by someone younger and worse. Just hush up now and let me celebrate.)
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