Miss Cleo! No! Say it isn't so! Consumer fraud! Oh, how could you? I thought your three free minutes were really free! And ... and you only called and billed the people who never requested it because, being a psychic, you knew that they needed your service, right? That's the reason, isn't it?
OK, I am at a loss as to why you would be billing the dead, though. I mean, even if you were charging them because they were appearing in your visions -- and I don't recall you ever claiming to be a medium -- wouldn't this be more in the nature of a free service? Perhaps some sort of exchange between professionals? I mean, whatever would they pay you with? Ectoplasmic funds?
Oh, Miss Cleo ... I am so so disappointed in you ...
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