Tampa high school suspends senior class president for putting condoms in prom bags. Pity, really; it was an alarmingly sensible thing to do. I mean, what do those administrators think? They confiscated the condoms, so the kids won't have sex? Has not having condoms ever stopped a significant number of teenagers before? What makes them think it would work now?
Considering the excess they went to in trying to find the Killer Condoms, I'm surprised they didn't wind up strip searching everyone. Probably would have if they'd thought of it.
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