You know, at this rate, soon we'll be hearing about people swapping sex for net access. Dealers will set up areas where they sell net access for ever escalating prices and .... whaddya mean, they already have? Egad! Things are worse than I thought! Call your representative! We have to get the net classified as a Schedule II substance! (Addictive, but with some known benefits; available only via highly restricted prescription)
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12/19/2001: vive la france
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12/19/2001: yemen and rumsfeld
12/18/2001: you're NOT in the army now
12/18/2001: interesting donation
12/18/2001: shame on winn dixie, indeed
12/18/2001: saudi princess
12/17/2001: new resolve
12/17/2001: a victim of the attack ... yeah, right
12/17/2001: polluters ho!