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Monday, 05/14/2001

homo depot?

Now there's some new, bizarre thing happening in the gay and lesbian community. I'm not sure if it's happening in the straight community; I haven't done the research, but I'll get back to you. New addiction--unbelievable!--to Home Depot. What is the deal with that? Honest to god, they ought to call it the Homo Depot. Go to the Home Depot any Sunday afternoon, and it's dykes on ice, isn't it? It's like a little crack house for homosexuals!
--Suzanne Westenhoefer, "I'm not Cindy Brady"

Hum. Perhaps we should reconsider this little addiction thing.

I have to admit, I find this reluctance baffling, considering all the other things Home Depot seems to have done for their employees. The only thing that makes the least sense is that they know there are situations building within the company, and as soon as they make that anti-bias policy explicit, employees and prospective employees will be bringing actions all over the company.

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Hey, I am a truck driver. I deliver to Home Depots in GA, AL, SC, NC, MS, TN.

This is all funny. I do not think I have ever seen a gay male at Home Depot. Other than myself.

Posted by Dwayne Dyar @ 03/23/2002 03:48 PM CST

OK! I am going to change my last statement dated on 03/23/2002. In 04/2002 I started handling more Atlanta Area (Georgia) Home Depots. I have seen several gay (mainly men) at Home Depots. Especially the ones I would not have thought shopped at these certain location outside of Atlanta. OH OH. I know where several lesbians work at.
As of 12/23/2003 I am no longer delivering to Home Depots. But you can email me still about Homo Depots.

Posted by Dwayne Dyar @ 03/25/2003 08:35 PM CST

OK! I am going to change my last statement dated on 03/23/2002. In 04/2002 I started handling more Atlanta Area (Georgia) Home Depots. I have seen several gay (mainly men) at Home Depots. Especially the ones I would not have thought shopped at these certain location outside of Atlanta. OH OH. I know where several lesbians work at.
As of 12/23/2003 I am no longer delivering to Home Depots. But you can email me still about Homo Depots.

Posted by Dwayne Dyar @ 03/25/2003 08:36 PM CST

OK! I am going to change my last statement dated on 03/23/2002. In 04/2002 I started handling more Atlanta Area (Georgia) Home Depots. I have seen several gay (mainly men) at Home Depots. Especially the ones I would not have thought shopped at these certain location outside of Atlanta. OH OH. I know where several lesbians work at.
As of 12/23/2003 I am no longer delivering to Home Depots. But you can email me still about Homo Depots.

Posted by Dwayne Dyar @ 03/25/2003 08:37 PM CST

OK! I am going to change my last statement dated on 03/23/2002. In 04/2002 I started handling more Atlanta Area (Georgia) Home Depots. I have seen several gay (mainly men) at Home Depots. Especially the ones I would not have thought shopped at these certain location outside of Atlanta. OH OH. I know where several lesbians work at.
As of 12/23/2003 I am no longer delivering to Home Depots. But you can email me still about Homo Depots.

Posted by Dwayne Dyar @ 03/25/2003 08:37 PM CST

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