dear mr postmanners / Ask One A Question!

Ask Mr PostManners!

Do you have a question to ask One? One has provided this lovely form on which you may type your question. One tries to answer within 24 hours, but One has so many other responsibilities that One cannot make any promises, except that One WILL answer your question to the best of One's ability.

YOUR VALID EMAIL ADDRESS:

YOUR NOM DE QUESTION (what do you want to be called?):

SUBJECT:

What question do you have for Mr Postmanners?

Do you have a question for Mr PostManners? Send a letter on white or cream paper, written in dark blue or black ink ... or better yet, send email to:

dpm @AT after-words .DOT org

One promises to respond as soon as one can, although One may not respond to all messages very quickly due to the overwhelming volume. One is very popular, you know!

One's Lawyers inform One that One must also state that the Dear Mr Postmanners column is only meant to be used for entertainment purposes. If you do something based on what you read in One's column, the results are all your own damn fault! ... er, that is, One disclaims all responsibility.

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